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Hello! My name is Bonnie, mind if I hit the stanky leg in here?

Some funky factables:

As if Bonnie wasn’t old-lady enough, my middle name is Bernice. Guess my parents thought I was gonna come out 62 years old.

I was born in 1996 so I’m right between millennial and Gen Z, but in my soul I’ve always felt more Precambrian.

I was born in Brooklyn, raised in Jersey, and went to sleepaway camp in Pennsylvania so if you wanna know about east coast I got you. And if you don't, I'll probably tell you anyway.

Wait, if i‘m writing this…and you’re reading this…then who’s driving the bus?!?



also me!

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