Hello! My name is Bonnie, mind if I hit the stanky leg in here?

Some funky factables:

As if Bonnie wasn’t old-lady enough, my middle name is Bernice. Guess my parents thought I was gonna come out 62 years old.

I was born in 1996 so I’m right between Millennial and Gen Z, but in my soul I’ve always felt more Precambrian.

I was born in Brooklyn, raised in Jersey, and went to sleepaway camp in Pennsylvania so if you wanna know about east coast I got you. And if you don't, I'll probably tell you anyway.

Wait, if i‘m writing this…and you’re reading this…then who’s driving the bus?!?

me!

Hello! My name is Bonnie, mind if I hit the stanky leg in here?

Some funky factables:

me!

also me!